Saturday, January 5, 2008

Luis Ayala Hacked To Pieces By Fourteen Elephants With Machetes

No, not really. But from all of these titles on the articles about Luis Ayala's recent hunting trip accident, you could be forgiven to panic just a little bit. My favorite is "Nats pitcher hit by shotgun pellet on hunting trip." Accurate, but just enough to tighten your sphincter. But the pellet went into his left arm, and he's a righty, so that doesn't look like it's going to be a problem.

Also, this is a shit post, but I haven't given up on you, my four faithful readers, it's just that the Nationals haven't done anything, and haven't even been rumored to do anything for a while yet. If anything happens, I'll be sure to write up something about it.

3 comments:

Cliff Lungaretti said...

YAY! You are back!!!! Q & A with Jim Bowden over at MLB.com so you have some material...

Will Norton Jr. said...

Salvation has come at last!

Anonymous said...

I think it's time for National Insecurity to take the next step. I'm talking, of course, about Podcasting. I'm pretty sure Nook Logan's available for an interview.